Ellen Does Stand Up


The first segment of a multi-segment stand-up show of Ellen's.

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kfringe said…
Get your read on, why don't you.

http://www.tpmmuckraker.com/archives/002175.php

I am, as always, available to reduce boredom.
4:19 PM
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