Le Retour de Claire!

I am delighted to announce the return of our dorm's Emily Dickinson-at-large, all the way from the wilds of Wyoming, Claire! Even better, it is likely she will occupy a room on our very own hall, shortly to be vacated by Sara, whom I will miss terribly. Who will saturate us with information about alternative menstrual products?

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