Petty Middle-Management Types
I can't stand people who think their jobs are so important that they'll reign with an iron fist over the most trivial of matters and not budge an inch, even when people agree they're being totally unreasonable.
"The safest way to avoid throwing the baby out with the bathwater is to not change the bathwater."
On capital punishment: "I'm disappointed that my own Catholic Church has decided that capital punishment is wrong. Which is pretty hypocritical if you think about it, because they wouldn't even have a religion if it wasn't for capital punishment."
"By the way: The 'E' in E-Mail...stands for 'E-Mail'."
"On this show, your voice will be heard...in the form of my voice."
"If you connect these three districts, it makes a triangle!"
--Stephen Colbert
"The safest way to avoid throwing the baby out with the bathwater is to not change the bathwater."
On capital punishment: "I'm disappointed that my own Catholic Church has decided that capital punishment is wrong. Which is pretty hypocritical if you think about it, because they wouldn't even have a religion if it wasn't for capital punishment."
"By the way: The 'E' in E-Mail...stands for 'E-Mail'."
"On this show, your voice will be heard...in the form of my voice."
"If you connect these three districts, it makes a triangle!"
--Stephen Colbert
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