Ridiculous Ron Burgundy One-Liners
"the arsonist has oddly shaped feet."
"unique, new york, unique, new york, unique, new york."
"the tarantula enjoys a fine chewing gum."
"a human torch is denied a bank loan."
"Do you know what chlamydia is? No, but it sounds fun."
Brick: "I ate a whole buncha fiberglass insulation last night. It wasn't cotton candy like that guy said. My stomach itches."
Fred Willard is hilarious. Have you seen him in "Best of Show"? Better yet, have you seen Ron Reagan narrate real dog shows?
"Eli Whitney's nose! I know where they are!"
Terry Bradshaw Lite, that sportscaster.
Brick: "I once ate an entire bowl of Legos."
Brick (while giving evening weather report): "It's going to be very hot tomorrow. As I always say, if you leave your kids in the car, be sure to roll up the windows so none of the heat can get in."
Brick (when asked if he's holding his annual golf tournament this year): "No. Too many people got killed last year."
"unique, new york, unique, new york, unique, new york."
"the tarantula enjoys a fine chewing gum."
"a human torch is denied a bank loan."
"Do you know what chlamydia is? No, but it sounds fun."
Brick: "I ate a whole buncha fiberglass insulation last night. It wasn't cotton candy like that guy said. My stomach itches."
Fred Willard is hilarious. Have you seen him in "Best of Show"? Better yet, have you seen Ron Reagan narrate real dog shows?
"Eli Whitney's nose! I know where they are!"
Terry Bradshaw Lite, that sportscaster.
Brick: "I once ate an entire bowl of Legos."
Brick (while giving evening weather report): "It's going to be very hot tomorrow. As I always say, if you leave your kids in the car, be sure to roll up the windows so none of the heat can get in."
Brick (when asked if he's holding his annual golf tournament this year): "No. Too many people got killed last year."
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