"Dad"-isms

"No knees is good knees."
"Breakfast in San Francisco, lunch in New York, baggage in South Africa."
"By the time you reach my age, you're so forgetful you can hide your own Easter eggs!"
"CNN's motto should be 'No News All The Time'"
"Alitalia: Always Late in Takeoff, Always Late in Arrrival"
"Air France: Air Chance"
"I shall return" (MacArthur)

On setting off the alarm at airport security x-ray machine, "It must be my magnetic personality."
"People wear either costumes or uniforms"

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